We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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