No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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