just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There's always time for handjobs
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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