I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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