I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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