OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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