she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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