everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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