a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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