I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
