Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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