sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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