Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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