Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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