A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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