My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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