do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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