i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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