Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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