I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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