the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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