i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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