Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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