He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i think my cat just said my name.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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