You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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