Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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