sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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