Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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