so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Come see our sink grown plant.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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