handjob tips. give me some.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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