just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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