Non-Jews are for practice
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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