i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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