normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Less talking, more tequila
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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