i think my tv is drunk
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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