does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
