I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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