is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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