So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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