He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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