I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You did what with his pubic hair?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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