are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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