Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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