She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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