This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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