Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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