: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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