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(269): View more from Michigan

Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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(269): Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail http://tfl.nu/mrce

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(850): View more from Florida

It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.

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(850): It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store. http://tfl.nu/3zcn

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(317): View more from Indiana

So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?

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Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.

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(317): So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights? (1-317): Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude. http://tfl.nu/pkhp

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(410): View more from Maryland

He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.

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(410): He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college. http://tfl.nu/mdh1

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome

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(403): That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome http://tfl.nu/k9p3

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(914): View more from New York

when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her

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(914): when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her http://tfl.nu/76rs

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.

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(860): He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter. http://tfl.nu/21c2

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(480): View more from Arizona

Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved

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(480): Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved http://tfl.nu/be00

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?

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(780): do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ? http://tfl.nu/tyvw

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.

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(720): I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice. http://tfl.nu/c8dh

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(417): View more from Missouri

Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?

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(417): Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO? http://tfl.nu/uhod

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(707): View more from California

I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day

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Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry

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(707): I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day (408): Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry http://tfl.nu/3wks

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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.

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(815): We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni. http://tfl.nu/pqm5

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(804): View more from Virginia

I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?

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(804): I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day? http://tfl.nu/ul99

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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister

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(916): Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister http://tfl.nu/waln

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