Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.