It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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