That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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