just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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