you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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