fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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