We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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