Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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