I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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